I take bugs outside to set them free. I do all my laundry in one big load. I wore My Little Pony pajamas as a child, and have no idea why my Dad didn't stop this. I consume Sponge Bob chewable vitamins; do you know adults only need one? Although I like working out, I'm not a fan of running. If you are a runner and want a better workout, I'll get my roller-blades on and you can pull me. I want someone to slap my ass while I wash the dishes, grow old and wear matching track suits together. Someone who makes me feel like ninja butterflies are fighting in my stomach. Ultimately, I want a woman like my jockstrap, strong, loyal and supportive.